Random if you think it can't be random, ohh that's random
Hello this is a totally random page with if it is random stuff on it. You might be wondering what I could possibly put on here, well take a look for yourself.
This guy is talking on the phone with his toilet making sure it's clean for when he comes home(he wants it to be private). This sign is for cautious people only, so if you slip on a floor with a wet floor sign don't bother to read this sign. Keep checking for more random talking toilets daily.
This cowboy is checking how much money he owes the sheriff for parking his horse on the sheriff's shoe. May I remind you that this bacon came from the inside of a pigs stomach, I wouldn't call it holy.
He thinks the pancakes are too small. He also said This meatball may look happy, but he is extremely mad
they taste like waffles. He hates it when they make at me for leaving him sit in the pasta sauce for hours
them like that. .Next time I will be sure to put mozzerela cheese on him to keep him moist.
Here Are Some Jokes!
Golfer Goes To The Emergency Room
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife," he tells the doctor, "when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, as I was standing there holding up the tail, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"
